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"You have such a beautiful voice." - Bart Simpson

"Guilty, as charged." - Sideshow Bob

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"You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out." - Karl
(gasps) "Who told you?" - Homer Simpson

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"Yo, Mr. Black, another Brandy." - Jimbo Jones

"Gentlemen, to evil." - Mr. Black

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"Look at all those worried faces. Except for Lenny, he looks great!" - Marge Simpson

"This is the worst day of my life." - Lenny Leonard

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"You know Marge, that Bart of ours is a little miracle. His winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach, his face alight with wholesome mischief. He reminds me of me, before the weight of the world crushed my spirit." - Homer Simpson

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"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment." - Homer Simpson

"Are you going to eat it?" - Marge Simpson

(pause) "Yes." - Homer Simpson

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"Now who's laughing?  Now who's laughing?" – The Simpsons

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"Lousy Smarch weather." – Homer Simpson

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"I didn't think you'd understand." – Lisa Simpson

"Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." – Homer Simpson

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"Go on Homer, our commandments clearly state that beer is alright.  Try some." – Rev. Lovejoy

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"Two!" – Homer Simpson

"Mmnn, actually Homer that's just one.  See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part." - Lenny

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"In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk.  If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.  Thy will be done." – Homer Simpson

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"You're like the guy, you're a legend around here.  Can I ask you, is it true you once worked ninety-six hours straight?" – James Woods

"Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you.  By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind." – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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"Mr. Simpson, my husband and I have decided to move." – Mrs. Winfield

"Gonna run out the clock in Florida, eh?" – Homer Simpson

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"Bart, if she breaks up on you steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators. . . . Bart, what did I just tell you?" – Martin Prince

"Kill spectators." – Bart Simpson

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"Calls?  Oh, calls.  Yes, uh, the Supreme Court called again, they need your help on some freedom thing." – Della

"Tell them to sit tight, I'll get back to them." – Lionel Hutz

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"Hmm.  You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates." – C.M. Burns

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"You know Lisa, I feel like I have an instant rapport with you." – Grandma Simpson

"Ahh, you didn't dumb it down, you said 'rapport'." – Lisa Simpson

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"Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool, English." – Amish Guy

"D'oheth!" – Homer Simpson

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"I'm Kent Brockman, on the 11 o'clock news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal.  We won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm." – Kent Brockman