Quote of the Day

"Well if I was governor I'd sure find better things to do with my time." – Homer Simpson

"Like what?" – Marge Simpson

"Like getting Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday back as separate paid holidays.  'President's Day', pffft, what a rip off." – Homer Simpson

Quote of the Day

"Oh, hello Charles.  Be a good fellow and tell our viewers about your Theory of Natural Selection." - C.M. Burns

"Glad to, Mr. Burns.  You see, every so often Mother Nature changes her animals giving them bigger teeth, sharper claws, longer legs, or, in this case, a third eye." - An Actor Portraying Charles Darwin