30 January 2009

Unsubstantiated Internet Rumors? Well, This IS a Blog

"Say it ain't so Krusty." - Bart Simpson

Is this going to be the kind of blog that overreacts to internet rumors of uncertain sourcing?  If it's Friday and we're looking for a cheap post, you'd better believe it is.  Look what the internet brought this morning:


Another celebrity voice (quite possibly playing herself), whatever; I'm numb to them at this point.  Wait . . . what?  Oh, fuck:

Contact Music reported that her role will be the girlfriend who testifies in court in defense of Krusty the Clown who is wrongly-accused of committing a crime.

Read that last part again: Krusty is wrongly accused of a crime.  Have the people behind Zombie Simpsons ever watched the show or do they just scroll through old episode titles looking for ideas?

(In case you were wondering, yes, that is an image of Hathaway Simpsonized.)

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