Don't Get Your Hopes Up, Ireland

"The Simpson story begins back in the old country, I forget which one exactly." - Abe "Grandpa" Simpson

The next next new episode of Zombie Simpsons is going to premier in Ireland and the UK on St. Patrick's Day.  (It won't be on here in the New World until next Sunday the 22nd.)  Basically, Grandpa decides that he's from Ireland and they go there and get drunk and buy a pub and probably some other random, disconnected stuff as well.  But the Irish have apparently not gotten the message that Zombie Simpsons sucks balls.  Like, really not gotten the message:

In the Name of the Grandfather is expected to give Irish tourism a major boost as it features some of the country's biggest tourist attractions.

I know times are tough, but pinning your hopes to Zombie Simpsons is like taking the Barney guarding job.  We've all entertained the thought, but there has to be something else you can do.