Quote of the Day

"Call me old fashioned, but movies were sexier when the actors kept their clothes on.  Vilma Banky could do more for me with one raised eyebrow than an entire-" – C.M. Burns

"Warning.  Problem in Sector 7-G." – Computer 

"7-G?  Good God, who's the safety inspector there?" – C.M. Burns

"Homer Simpson, sir." – Mr. Smithers

"Simpson, eh?  Good man?  Intelligent?" – C.M. Burns

"Actually sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap." – Mr. Smithers

"Thank you President Ford." – C.M. Burns